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It makes way more sense for Diddy Kong Racing DS to be a separate adventure than a retelling.ġ. This, combined with his ass-slapping jig, seems to indicate that Bumper has a tendency to perform indecent erotic dance acts in public, probably in front of children. to boil with violent jolts caused by the sudden eruption of large bubbles through the surface. to dance by thrusting the pelvis forward abruptly, in a provocative manner, especially to the accompaniment of an accented musical beat.
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to bounce along proceed in a series of jolts: The old car bumped down the road.ġ0. to come in contact or collide with (often followed by against or into ): She bumped into me.ĩ.
to demote, promote, or dismiss: He was bumped from his job.Ĩ. to dislodge to appropriate the privileges of: When the general found there were no additional seats on the plane, he bumped a major. to dislodge or displace by the force of collision.Ĥ. to cause to strike or collide: He bumped the car against a tree.ģ. to come more or less violently in contact with collide with strike: His car bumped a truck.Ģ. Whatever the case, everyone's favorite bottom-slapping badger convict is definitely one of the most complex characters of the DKU and deserves a place in DK Vine's Hall of Fame 2015, no questions asked.
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So Rare made Bumper an inmate partly because he had less to live for compared to slightly less dead prospects such as Krunch or Tiptup, but more importantly because of his "bottom-slapping jig"? Shit, DK Vine was right - there WAS something shady about Bumper! He really WAS the Pee-Wee Herman of the DKU! (Or at the very least, this would seem to indicate his crime was sexual in nature.)ġ) What exactly did Bumper do? Did he rape Pipsy? Did he forego his heterosexual inclinations and rape a male cast member like Drumstick instead? Did he, contrary to popular belief, not exhibit behavior of this wavelength and maybe he's just locked up for credit card fraud?Ģ) Since the official story as of May 2012 was that "Bumper is in jail", WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING IN DIDDY KONG RACING DS? Bumper was incarcerated in 2005 and incarcerated again in 2012, so what happened to make him a free badger in 2007? Maybe he escaped to heed Diddy's "Wizpig is back!" call and was later recaptured? Maybe he got out on good behavior and then violated his parole? Maybe this "Bumper" was actually just a hologram? Part of the legacy of Edge cover star Bumper is his unusual bottom-slapping jig on Diddy Kong Racing‘s player select screen, and it’s probably safer to say “Bumper’s in jail” than “Jago’s in a mental hospital” or “Lupus killed some swans and had to be euthanised” simply because Bumper is so far down the list of old Rare characters in with a chance of a spectacular comeback. Game tease? What kind of a game do you think we’re making? No, no tease, it just sounded funny. Accusations like "there was always something shady about him" and "he was the Pee-Wee Herman of the DKU" continued to fill the room for years, but whatever the reason, Bumper being a criminal became some of the most delightfully absurd fanon the site's ever had.īut then skip to May 2012, when such a thing stopped being fanon because it was actually OFFICIALLY CANONIZED: And as for exactly which one of them went off the deep end and got locked up? All eyes tended to fall on none other than Bumper the badger. in jail?! It may have been Willow Woods heresy and not much else, but it was enough for us. Last I heard at least one of ‘em was in jail, anyway."Ī Diddy Kong Racer. Things were different back then, you know, I was different – it goes without saying that you wouldn’t catch me hanging out with any of those freaks these days.
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As many of you may not know, because half of you probably weren’t even born till the mid-1990s plus it’s something I don’t really talk about these days, yours truly made his first appearance in Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 way back in 1997. "Let’s see then, might as well get it over with.
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